Friday, March 26, 2010

Things that will never happen....

  • I will never see Michael Jackson perform live; unless of course he was a believer and then maybe he'll give us all a performance after the Bema judgement is finished!  Not likely.
  • I will never be 5'10", much to my displeasure.  Another 8 inches would solve the whole "need to lose 25 lbs" problem! 
  • I will never be the perfect mother; better to accept that I will in some way screw up my kids and trust God to clean up the mess afterwards! 
  • I will more than likely never be comfortable in a crowd of people I don't know....might as well figure out how to cope and live with it!
  • I will never walk out on the sky bridge over the Grand Canyon!  I get queasy even thinking about it.
  • I will never feel comfortable in a bikini....thanks Mom!  You are brilliant!  You didn't let me wear them growing up and by the time I could choose to wear them, I didn't want to.
  • I will never understand why people want to get drunk...it's not fun and you end up doing really stupid and embarrassing things you spend years regretting if you remember them; and if you don't, then you have the really scary feeling that comes with not being able to remember!
Well the list has to stop there...need to fix my hair, so I can go watch Kayleigh get her Star Student Award!